☻The Funny Story☺

Title: Wrong email address:
Orientation:

Who   : a married couple, the grieving widow

When  : one day on the vacation

where : at the hotel, widow's house 

Events:

One day, a married couple go on vacation but his wife was on a business 

trip so he went to the first destination, and he would meet him the next day.

When the husband arrived at his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick email.

Unfortunately, when typing her address, he mis-typed email and its record is directed not to her but to the wife of a pastor parents whose husband had died just the day before.

When the grieving widow checked her email was, he saw the monitor, then scream, and fell to the floor, dead faint.

Twist:

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this email on the screen:

Beloved wife,
Just checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.P.S. Sure is hot down here.

University in Western Europe

Hello guyss... I hope you got a lucky day... .
Today I will tell you about university in western Europe.
Okay guys take a sit, relax and read this ^^v
 Before I tell you about the university, this is the list country in western Europe.
And maybe you live there.

Western Europe

Austria Belgium England France Germany Ireland Liechtenstein

Luxembourg Monaco Netherlands Northern Ireland Scotland Switzerland Wales

1.France

UPMC

You absolutely know about Paris, the city that popular about love. But maybe you don't really know about the university in France. Well France have Pierre-and-Marie-Curie University also known as "Paris VI". This university located on the Jussieu Campus in the Latin Quarter of the 5th arrondissement of Paris, France, it was establish 1971. This university rankings have regularly put UPMC at the 1st place in France, and it has been ranked as one of the top universities in the world. The ARWU has ranked UPMC as the second best university in France and 42nd in the world.

2.Germany

HTW

If you live here, you absolutely know about Hochschule für Technik und Wirtschaft. Most of people say that this is the best universities in Germany. HTW is the youngest and largest University of Applied Sciences in Berlin, Germany. This university  has almost 10,000 students studying in programs in the area of engineering, computer science, business and graphic arts. It was built in 1874 and many change. The HTW has excellent reputation and belongs to the best universities in Germany, especially the courses taught in Business Administration, Computer Science, Information Management, Business Administration and Engineering and Mechanical Engineering rank among the top programs in Germany. Hmm.. join us??

3.Ireland

University College Dublin

If you live in Ireland I think University College Dublin is the right place to continue your study.  This university has over 1,300 faculty and 17,000 undergraduate students. It is located in Dublin, the Irish capital.You know.. this university founded in 1854 as the Catholic University of Ireland with John Henry Newman as the first rector and then  re-formed in 1880 and chartered in its own right in 1908. This university is the best university in Ireland because the university is consistently ranked as one of the best universities in Ireland on worldwide metrics.

4. Netherlands 

Leiden University

Leiden University is one of  the best university in Netherlands. The university was founded in 1575 by William, Prince of Orange, leader of the Dutch Revolt in the Eighty Years' War. Leiden University has six faculties, over 50 departments and enjoys an outstanding international reputation. And about the reputation, don't worry because in 2013 Leiden was the highest ranked university in the Netherlands in the Times Higher Education World University Rankings, where it was rated as the 64th best university worldwide and 61st for international reputation. And Shanghai Jiao Tong University's 2011 Academic Ranking of World Universities ranked Leiden University as the 65th best university worldwide. It's so great right??

5. Scotland

University of St Andrews

Scotland is famous with it's culture, but how about the university?? Well Scotland has University of St Andrews as the best university in there. It is the oldest university in Scotland and the third oldest in the English-speaking world. This university was founded between 1410 and 1413, when a Papal Bull was issued by the Avignon Antipope Benedict XIII to a school of higher learning formed by a small group of Augustinian clergy. You know..St Andrews is one of the four ancient universities of Scotland. And about the reputation St Andrews is currently ranked as the fourth best university in the UK according to the Guardian University Guide 2013. So don't worry to choose this university because it has very good reputation.

Okay guys that's all from me, hope you like it.. ^^v

University in Southern Europe

 Hello.. hello.. and hello.. again guys.. . Are you live in south Europe?? Why I ask you that, cause now I will tell you about university in southern Europe. And maybe this university near your house. So guys read this.

Before I tell you more about that, this is the list: 

Southern Europe 

Albania Andorra Bosnia and Herzegovina Bulgaria Croatia Cyprus Greece Italy Kosovo

Macedonia Malta Montenegro Portugal San Marino Serbia Slovenia Spain Vatican City

Okay now I will give you the information.

1.Bulgaria

American University in Bulgaria

 

There are so many university in Bulgaria. But I just can tell you the best university in Bulgaria. This university is American University in Bulgaria. AUBG was founded in 1991 as a joint endeavor of the U.S. government and the government of the Republic of Bulgaria to create an institution which educates citizens. AUBG enrolls 1,100 students from 40 countries on four continents (as of Fall 2012). Around 60 percent of the student body at the university is international. All five of the academic programs at AUBG that were listed in the 2010 survey – Economics, Computer Science, Business Administration, Political Science, and Journalism and Mass Communication – were ranked among the top in the country, with Economics rated as Bulgaria’s best.

2.Croatia

University of Zagreb

 

In Croatia we have University of Zagreb. This  is the largest Croatian university and the oldest continuously operating university in the area covering Central Europe south of Vienna and all of Southeastern Europe. In 2011 this university  is ranked among the 500 Best Universities of the world by the Shanghai Academic Ranking of World Universities. Do you want to join us??

3.Italy

University of Padua

 

You absolutely know about Italy, but did you know about the university in Italy? Well Italy has University of Padua as the best university in this country. This is the university that located in the city of Padua, Italy. The University of Padua was founded in 1222 as a school of law and was one of the most prominent universities in early modern Europe. As of 2010 the university had approximately 65,000 students and in 2009, was ranked "best university" among Italian institutions of higher education with more than 40,000 students.. The University of Padua is ranks in the first position in all the recent ranking of Italian large universities. Wow.. it's so great... .

4.Portugal

University of Porto

 

Hmm.. if you know about Christiano Ronaldo, you absolutely know about Portugal. And how about the university?? Hmm.. Portugal has University of Porto as the best university in that country. This is a Portuguese public university located in Porto.Well.. it was founded in 22 March 1911. It is the largest Portuguese university by number of enrolled students and has one of the most noted research outputs in Portugal. This university considered one of the 100 best Universities in Europe. Hmm.. it's so nice.. .

5.Spain

University of Barcelona

 

You know... Spain is the beautiful country. And about the university, Spain has University of Barcelona. It is a public university located in the city of Barcelona, Catalonia in Spain.  University of Barcelona was considered to be the best University in Spain in the 2011 QS World University Rankings, which ranked the university 148th overall in the world. Its subject rankings were: 74th in Life Sciences & Biomedicine, 89th in Arts & Humanities, 87th in Natural Sciences, 143rd in Social Sciences and 175th in Engineering & IT

Woow.. great.. .

Okay guys thats all from me. Hope you like it bye..bye... .

Spongebob Squarepants saves the jellyfish

 

Orientation :

Who    : Spongebob, Patric, Mr. Krabs

Where : Jellyfish field

When  : when they in the jellyfish field

Complication :

            One day Spongebob ask Patric to go to the jellyfishfield. ''I'm ready, I'm ready'' said Spongebob. ''Hey Spongebob do you want to go jellyfishing,'' said Patrick. ''Sure just let get my golden jellyfish net'' said Spongebob.
         ''Woo! can I can use that Spongebob'' said Patrick. '' Sure, but be careful with it. Okay lets go jelly fishing Patrick.''
           When they got to Jelly fish fields, something was wrong. There was no jelly fish, but they saw smoke in the air.
Resolution :
          So they both followed the smoke. Soon they saw Neptune and Mr.Krabs.But Spongebobe sure that  Mr. Krabs  wouldn't do anything to hurt the jellyfish. ''Maybe he was put up to it. Maybe it was Neptune'' said Patrick. So Spongebob and Patrick barged in the factory. Sponge and Patrick started to sing. '' Let the jelly fish go free. Let them live their their jelly fish lives. Unlock those doors and let them out. Let them sting, let them eat and let them free. They want to wander in jelly fish fields. Let them free.''

Complication :
      When Spongebob ask Mr.Krabs, he said that he was seting up by the Neptune. Spongebob replied, ''Why would Neptune do something like that.'' ''Because he is evil. ''After, the other time I've learned my lessen not hurt another jelly fish again'' said Mr. Krabs. Mr Krabs said that Neptune made he come and practically begged Mr. Krabs, he said that Neptune will give him gold. Neptune butted in saying ''No, you said I'll do it.''
But Mr. Krabs still persevere with his word.
Resolution :
 And than Spongebobe have an idea . ''I'll ask each of them a question. Ok, Mr. Krabs what did I tell you about hurting jelly fish'' said Spongebob. ''Oh that's easy, you told me not to use jellyfish for evil'' said Mr. Krabs. After that he ask to Neptune but neptunr cann't answer it. ''When someone says um to much that means your lying Spongebob. Did you see his face expression he answered the question?'' said Spongebob. ''Ya, I really think Neptune is lying to said Patrick.'' Mr. Krabs can you open this cage and let the jelly fish out?'' said Spongebob. ''You can't because I have to say OPEN'' said Neptune.

Re-orientation : 
 After saying like that, the cage opened and all of the jelly fish were free.At least the jelly fish are free . Neptune say sorry and apologize promes not to hurt them anymore. ''Well I guess we could for give you'' said Spongebob. ''Ok, lets go jelly fishing'' said Patrick.
So all three wnet jelly fishing until it got dark out and then went to sleep.
''Good night Patrick'' said Spongebob. '' Good night Spongebob'' said Patrick. ''Good night everybody'' said Mr. Krabs.

And they lived happily ever after!